Hole in my tooth does that make me an even bigger hillybilly?

I have a hole in my tooth, on the side of the tooth. Hurts like a bitch. Other than that, been married officially for seven years as of last Thursday! Woo! I rock!

Almost face planted this morning so I came home at lunch

This morning in the parking lot at work I almost face planted because my bad knee decided that 7:37 a.m. was a perfect time to suddenly stop working. It's been hurting, doing the throbbing thing and the muscle feels like it's burning when I jog on the treadmill. I figured I just needed to stretch before hand, so I did and then I attempted to jog last night and managed about 7 minutes before I had to slow to a walk. Couldn't even do a fast walk, but I figured I'll do this and then it'll be fine. I've switched to working out right after work because I have more energy and I can actually jog *again jog, rather than at 5 in the morning when I'm lucky to make it to the room without tripping over a cat or kicking a cat, or screaming at cat after tripping over or kicking one of said cats and it's going rather well. Until today. After the almost face plant in the parking lot and let me tell you how much fun that is to experience, at one I wasn't all that sure that I would actually make it to the doors of the building. It didn't hurt, it just kind of gave out, one minute I'm walking and the ground is solid and the next it's not so solid feeling. It just felt so weird, like icky weird, I would walk two or three steps and then it would do it again so I basically ended up limping to the doors and then to the elevator. So at lunch I came home and put on the brace and I'm really glad I did because otherwise I wouldn't have made it the rest of the day.

So not fantastic. I have a doctor's appointment Oct. 26th and I'll have him look at it then, but if it gets worse I may end up going to Urgent Care before then. I'd rather not, but we'll see. Tomorrow I work then I'm going to dinner with hubby and another couple and I'm stoked! Then off to a birthday party and I'm going to have a great time! So excited! I also went to a "Slumber Party" it's this party where they sell adult toys and such, sex toys, awesome event, the person who does the sales was incredibly funny and so much fun and the whole party was a blast. I won the first game, I was the Hoochie of the Party lol! Basically I answered yes to most of the sex questions *laughs* when you've been married for 7 years and together for 8 1/2 compared to everyone else there who are either single, just started dating, or in the case of my new couple friend B have been married for a year, yeah, you got em beat more than likely *grins*

Watch out for those Girl Scouts

 

I laughed so hard when I got this in an e-mail the other day, this is too funny *grins*

This hillbilly bitch is about this close to....

To smacking a co-worker upside the head and yelling "Shut the fuck up the entire fucking call center can hear you and if you keep yelling at the customer and giving them the wrong information you're going to get one of us shot in the parking lot" I'm hoping it's you stupid jackass co-worker.

Also, I came home today because I didn't feel all that great and hubby thinks I'm acting out of character. So I've decided from now I'll just suck it up and not take any time off no matter what I feel like because apparently that's the way i used to do things.

Cleaned out the cats room so that we could actually turn it into a nursery finally. I busted my ass today, so hillbilly here is tired. Very tired. Tomorrow I'm having a drink, but according to John Rogers' Twitter, a Bud Light may be out lol! Check him out at jonrog1 on Twitter, he's a head writer for Leverage which is a kick ass show.

Friday night I'm having a drink and.....

An intervention. Not my idea, one of K's friends, B thought of it, but I agreed because it's becoming harder and harder for me to keep my mouth shut about the engagement thing the more I learn about this guy T and the more that happens.

To give a run down of what's happened so far.

1. K suddenly has stopped calling and texting friends and now T seems to be doing this for her, tonight B got a text from T asking her to come over for a drink and she when said no she had homework he tried to guilt trip her into coming

2. K is now bailing on friends without notice and when called on it gets defensive and angry, though I don't know all that much about this because we really don't do much together and I honestly don't have much of a desire to do so

3. There is some concern about the fact that T has stated that if he will lose the social security benefits he is currently receiving because his wife passed away a little while ago then they will have to wait 10 years to get married

4. We recently discovered that T got someone else pregnant and may possibly be responsible for paying child support, this has now become a non issue because sadly the young woman has miscarried, I don't know her, but I feel terrible for her

5. K and T's first fight was because of the young woman being pregnant, but the reason for K being angry was that it was someone else who was pregnant by T and not K herself

6. K has informed other friends that she and T were considering buying a house together, which is laughable to me because they both have incredibly bad credit so I don't really see that happening any time soon

7. K has put in her notice at her job, no new job lined up, but she didn't tell her friends this, now I don't know what this means, maybe she didn't feel it was necessary to tell her friends this

8. Not one person has been able to tell me what this guy does for a living

Now I know for sure I will be the Matron of Honor if they do get married, that is if I don't get kicked out of the bridal party due to this Friday's intervention. If this doesn't get me kicked out I may have to resort to punching the boyfriend T, surely that would get me out of it.

All in all, I'm going to have a drink and say my piece and then be done with it. I have other things to worry about right about now. I've been fighting off a cold and on Tuesday we had major computer problems at work and I came very close to punching a computer because it took me half an hour to send a file note. Not. Happy. At. All. Apparently fighting off a cold and having computer issues puts me in a pissy mood, who knew? *grins*

Also Jason and I came to an agreement. He's ready to start a family. I know I've posted before that he was on board, but until now, he's been in favor of it, but not on board. We came to the decision this last week together that we want to start a family and we are now taking steps to do so. We've made a doctor's appointment for each of us with a primary care physician so that we can make sure we're both healthy and also to see if either of us has any issues that will prevent us or cause a problem with getting pregnant. He's actually quite gung ho about starting a family and I'm just over the moon about it, so happy!

We're also working on building our savings and we recently had to help my brother out of a monetary bind, so to be honest I've got enough to worry about as it is. I'm going to go, say what I want to say so that I get it off my chest, and then I'm going to have a drink and come home to hubby and my younger sister in law who I adore and we're going to have a pizza and movie night while her Mom and Dad go out for the night. I'm really looking forward to hanging out with them, Kara, that's younger sister in law, is just awesome! So much fun to hang out with, I just adore her and it'll be nice to have some one on one time with just her and hubby. I'm expecting it to be a lot of fun.

So that's my life right now. Not much more going on, I did discover tonight that I really enjoy watching the UFC I realize that's rather random, but thought I would share.

If I punch the computer will I get fired?

Came very close to punching the monitor of my work computer yesterday, f'ing system and it's problems. Apparently fighting off a cold and having system problems is enough to put me in a very pissy mood. Add family drama to that and yeah, felt a bit violent.

Also crazy sister in law is crazy. Nuff said. Weight Watcher is going well, I however suck at it, yes, I know that really doesn't make sense but it does to me.

Phrases I don't want to hear ever again...ever...

"Slide daintily down my throat" -said by someone on Food Network for the Best Thing I Ever Ate, yeah, that's a mental image I will never be able to bleach from my brain, you officially suck

"I'll shack your guard" -said by my husband yesterday in an effort to make a joke

"Do you know how expensive it is to get a divorce?" -also said by husband as a joke which received the response of "Why would I know that as you're the only person I've ever married?"

"Courtney's going to be my Matron of Honor at my wedding" -said by crazy sister in law when talking about a guy she was hoping to date, unfortunately I already know that when she does find someone to marry her that I will be her Matron of Honor.

"And that's how my love affair with chocolate pizza began" -said by Aaron Sanchez on Food Network for the Best Thing I Ever Ate, it's cool that you like the pizza, but honestly, I don't need to hear you moaning in an orgasmic manner over it on television.

Day Six of Weight Watchers is......

Going rather well, had Applebees for lunch, got the chicken portobello sandwich, but I had them not put the mushrooms or the slice of tomato on it, very tasty, I really liked the chicken and the wheat bun.

It's been somewhat difficult to get used to eating the lesser calories, but I'm getting better at it and I like the fact that I'm seeing results, so that's always a good thing.

Giant Spitting Earthworms Need Your Love

I'm reading through my twitter page to catch up on what I've missed and I see this headline from my local paper about giant spitting earthworms and I think to myself, what the hell? I'm not terribly impressed with the local paper to begin with so I figure it's just another one of their screwed up articles, but the title just wont' leave me alone so I click on the link and lo and behold, it's actually real.

Check this out, here's their page:

www.palouseprairie.org/invertebrates/palouseworm.html

Now you too can help save endangered species too *grins*

Do not want...nightmares and headaches

Had a really crazy nightmare last night, very strange and not something I want to repeat. Had a headache today and took half the day off work which I then spent buying shoes, a new book, and hanging out.

Ahhh, love my job :)